Pages From Justin Bieber’s New Autobiography
This was always going to be good, and the single biggest waste of paper to hit the literary world since The Situation learned how to read and penned his own tome. Justin Bieber released an autobiography, earlier this month, and already it ranks number one on several Amazon book charts. It’s the shortest book ever, that one could assume contains nothing but tales of Xbox and penis doodles. Okay, I’m joking about the penis doodles. But, as you can see from the above, we do get details of the teenager’s gaming habits. I’m going to assume that only 12-year-old girls would want to read the pamphlet that is the autobiography of a 16-year-old. Should there be anyone older who wishes to buy this crap, or his My World fragrance (infused in wristbands for girls and dog tags for boys), or his nail polish, or his planned doll line, or his Unplugged Acoustic album or any of the crap being sold at Walmart on Black Friday, feel free to mail me the beer in your fridge before you blow your brains out; we wouldn’t want it to go to waste.
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